Monthly Archives: October 2015

A letter to my solicitor

Dear sir, I wish to meet with you at the earliest opportunity to instruct some amendments to my will. I would be grateful if you could advise on the implications of disinheritance of children and whether reference to the reasons … Continue reading

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A further letter to my twelve year old son and ten year old daughter

Children, Mother would like a word with you. Now. Yours etc E Malley

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A letter to my twelve year old son and my ten year old daughter

Look you two, I am not saying this whole remote control thing is putting a strain on our relationship but if you don’t tell me where you have hidden it right now I am afraid I am going to have … Continue reading

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A letter to my ten year old daughter

Hi. he says you had the remote control last and it is not down the side of the sofa and I am not watching this rubbish any longer. Now where is it? love Dad

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A letter to my twelve year old son

how do? Where the fuck have you put the remote control? Love Dad

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this afternoon’s phone call

Mid-afternoon, the house still, the phone was insistent. “Hello” “Hallo sir. You have had an accident.” “who is this?” “You have had an accident sir.” “no. Who are you?” “A bump. a small bump. An accident. You have had sir. An … Continue reading

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