Jeremy Clarkson to do [insert something or other, but you know unexpected] for loveandgarbage blog

The loveandgarbage blog has great pleasure in announcing that that Jeremy Clarkson, you know? him that used to do the Top Gear on the telly? him that got his contract not renewed after the fracas thing? Yeah? Got it?, to do a thing for this blog. You know, something unexpected. Maybe writing poems about nature, or contemplating souvenir plots or pronouncing scone, that sort of thing. Anyway, he is definitely doing that because that juxtaposition of him  being Jeremy Clarkson and the thing is really funny. It is. Don’t you argue with me, it is so. the papers have done it, it must be funny. Anyway, LOLs. April Fool. will this do?

We are also pleased to confirm that our new how to do stuff that you can do already If you are not an idiot masterclass series is due to begin soon. Let our team of experts, like Jeremy Clarkson, teach you how to do things like writing a tweet linking to a story on this blog. That’ll be £200 a session. Thanks

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I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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