The prospect of yet another round of insipid televised Prime Ministerial debate
When each bulletin is filled with considered argument about the impact of an empty chair
I don’t care.
Because every tedious honed “I met a man” or “a woman” or “a cat called Steve” anecdote
Won no vote.
And pompous journalistic cries that this is essential for modern voters to engage
If hacks believe folk are informed by empty suits trading ninety second prepacked quips
Then they’re thick.