A rubbish topical poem on the choice facing the voters of South Thanet

As Ukip’s electoral carriage

Is based on political marriage

Of ridiculous pat sloganeering

And PR friendly beerienteering

You’d expect scrutiny in a barrage

For commodity broker Nige Farage

But on the box twice or thrice weekly

Old Nick and the boys witter meekly

That issues the others daren’t mention

Should guarantee a Westminster pension.

But  Nige’s vacuity will be shown

By the guv’nor’s very well honed

Pitch to the voters of South Thanet

To choose a genuinely fake utter prannet.

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About loveandgarbage

I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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