As Ukip’s electoral carriage
Is based on political marriage
Of ridiculous pat sloganeering
And PR friendly beerienteering
You’d expect scrutiny in a barrage
For commodity broker Nige Farage
But on the box twice or thrice weekly
Old Nick and the boys witter meekly
That issues the others daren’t mention
Should guarantee a Westminster pension.
But Nige’s vacuity will be shown
By the guv’nor’s very well honed
Pitch to the voters of South Thanet
To choose a genuinely fake utter prannet.