Let us go to the house of the three flags
Cast off our clothes, dress humbly in rags
Bare heads bowed, clumsy in silent homage
Genuflect, at Ed’s cue seethe with our faux rage
Mouth the condemnatory incantation
“Thornberry’s tweet disrespects our nation”.
Chant loud the tribute for an ordinary Dan
“Praise be! Cometh his hour, cometh his van!”