I’d no idea that being a misogynist
Was a way for a comic to take a big risk,
That leering and jeering and shouting out “moist”
Was something a telly bod would want to foist
On innocent viewers across the country
In the name of pushing entertainment’s boundary.
To be frank ITV, this decision you’ve screwed
Taking a net clown with demeanour so lewd
To give him a show’s one of your biggest gaffes
For poor Daniel’s not dapper, and he’s immune from laughs,
And she knows that he knows that when he’s on the pull
That the only ones laughing are deluded fools.