Monthly Archives: November 2014

lines declining to be the new makar

I couldn’t be the makar I haven’t got the time I have no sense of poesy And have no sense of rhythm

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a rubbish poem bemoaning bloody hackers favouriting tweets for MPs that are household names

Poor Karl McCartney turned his back And when he did his tweets was hacked The hackers’ actions seemed absurd They didn’t change poor Karl’s password But spent time trawling just for fun Some local stories from Lincoln And bondage porn and rating … Continue reading

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to be a political pilgrim

Let us go to the house of the three flags Cast off our clothes, dress humbly in rags Bare heads bowed, clumsy in silent homage Genuflect, at Ed’s cue seethe with our faux rage Mouth the condemnatory incantation “Thornberry’s tweet disrespects … Continue reading

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Modern political rules: number 45

Don’t disrespect the van Of any man called Dan.

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“some comedians push the boundaries in the name of entertainment”

I’d no idea that being a misogynist Was a way for a comic to take a big risk, That leering and jeering and shouting out “moist” Was something a telly bod would want to foist On innocent viewers across the … Continue reading

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Griff Rhys Jones lives in a hice

Impoverished Rhys Jones Discards mobile phones And other costly devices As he renews attacks On Ed’s mansion tax For targeting wealthy folk’s “houses”.

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A rubbish topical poem about the fuss about the Ukips and the Mock the Week

We want a new hero to help Mock the Week Rejecting the nob gags, and Parsons’ stock cheek To stand up for Ukip, to come off the fence. Where is he? where is he? Where’s Andrew Lawrence? To talk to the public, to say the unsaid: About immigration and why Ed … Continue reading

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