Monthly Archives: November 2013

Newsnight to buy It’s a Knockout latex outfits for new regular Gavin Esler feature

The editor of the BBC flagship show Newsnight has today confirmed that he has entered negotiations to acquire the giant latex outfits from It’s a Knockout for a new regular feature. “After that interview with a muppet, and getting Kirsty … Continue reading

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Remembering

I have in front of me an old black and white photograph. In the centre pulled by two horses is a cart: the wheels are almost as high as the horses. On each horse, a man in uniform, sashes over … Continue reading

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Only Connect: an appeal

The popula BBC Fou panel show Only Connect has a poblem. Sadly, the question settes have misplaced a numbe of lettes. When setting questions the question settes assume that one lette of the alphabet exists puely in a silent vesion unutte-ed by the people of Bitain. This vexes those … Continue reading

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Wilfred Owen

The Parable of the Old Man and the Young So Abram rose, and clave the wood, and went, And took the fire with him, and a knife. And as they sojourned both of them together, Isaac the first-born spake and … Continue reading

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The 3 people you must follow on twitter

Ignoring yesterday, here are the real top 3 people you must follow on twitter: 1.  Julia Roberts, film star revealing everything you need to know about life in the movies. 2. Oliver Letwin MP, a government minister shedding light on … Continue reading

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The people you MUST follow on twitter (CONCEPT EXCLUSIVE TO ALL NEWSPAPERS)

1.  someone famous. Comedian. 2. someone famous.  broadcaster. 3. someone famous.  Politician who gets staff to write his tweets. 4. someone famous.  Panel show member. 5. someone famous.  Presenter. 6. someone famous.  Radio personality. 7. someone famous.  Journalist who has … Continue reading

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