Loveandgarbage can confirm that we have seen the announcement regarding Doctor Who and will breach all press embargos to release the news to you, the faithful reader.
“It can be announced that later today we will announce that there is to be an announcement about Doctor Who to be announced at midnight. In this announcement we will announce that there will be an announcement on at the weekend in an announcing show announcing that there is to be an announcement later in the show announcing things. This later announcement will announce that there is to be an announcement about the identity of the new Doctor Who, and at the end of the announcing show it will be announced that an announcement announcing the identity of the new Doctor Who was announced earlier in the programme (as previously announced).”
Doctor Who fans are old enough to know better.