3.30 pm – Ah, still dead. And man complaining that divisive figure is called divisive.
3.29 pm – sorry, fell asleep. Anything happened?
3.06 pm – Another man confirms that the person who died is still dead.
3.01 pm – Yet another man confirms that the person who died is still dead.
2.54 pm – Another different man confirms that the person who died is still dead.
2.50 pm – By ‘eck it’s Hayek.
2.48 pm – A different man also confirms that the person who died is still dead.
2.45 pm – HOUSE – EUlogy bingo: Falklands
2.41 pm – Plasticine man uses speech on dead person to argue for his policies in an unbiased apolitical way by making a political speech.
2.36 pm – plasticine man confirms person who died is still dead.
2.35 pm – 5 live interrupts sport news for development on death.
2.31 pm – waiting for Parliament to take a position on whether or not she’s still dead.
2.26 pm – aye, still dead.
2.05 pm – Man confirms that the person who died is dead.
1.35 pm – yeah, whatever.
1 pm – The headlines: Still dead.
12.58 pm – News from Westminster (may not be true)
12.54 pm – ah, nothing. It was nothing. Just Maguire and Pearce wittering on again. Stand down folks. Still dead.
12.53 pm – hang on. What’s that?
12.52 pm – yep. still dead.
12.28 pm – still dead.
12.14 pm – yep. Still.
12 noon – Still dead.
11.38 am – Still dead.
11.19 am – MOmentary media silence as they talk about something else.
11.10 am – yep. Still dead.
11 am – Headlines: Still dead.
10.53 am – Still dead.
10.36 am – Yep – still dead.
10.32 am – Just checked twitter. Louise Mensch still banging on about pygmies of the left and revelling in her grief. Suggests dead person is still dead.
10.30 am Apparently she became a burglar. Still no nearer to getting this cleared up.
10.28 am – Woman learned how to crack a nut and to follow her instincts. Could still be monkey or dead person discussion.
10.27 am “They know something” – again. Might be monkeys. Might be dead person. Troubling broadcast. Has she RISEN?
10.25 am We are now hearing about the pack returning from a fight with blood round their mouths. This might be about the dead person or the monkeys. I’ll listen properly for a bit.
10.24 am Nolan has spoken to an independent expert to verify the claims of a woman who claims she was brought up by monkeys. he disputes the banana element of her story. But is the dead person still dead?
10.23 am But is the dead person still dead? I don’t care that this woman drank water from a pond.
10.22 am Nolan is talking to some woman who claims she was brought up by monkeys.
10.21 am Radio interviewing some bod about something else. What the hell is going on?
10.20 am News silent for a moment. Will try the radio.
10.10 am She’s still dead.
10.01 am Yep. Still dead.
10 am. Give me a minute. I’m just checking the news.
9.57. Yep. Still dead.
9.55 Like many people I have been impressed by the rolling news networks, and newspaper websites, feeding of our demands for news on whether a dead person is still dead. This information, reaffirmed at every bulletin, has left the blogosphere struggling to respond adequately. Accordingly, I have today set up this live-blog to answer the question everyone is asking: Is the person who died the other day still dead? I intend to update this live-blog throughout the coming days – keeping you abreast of all developments in the “Is that person who died the other day still dead?” news.