BREAKING: Publicity shy woman who agreed politically with dead person thinks publicity shy man who disagreed with dead person is wrong

The world of twitter was rocked to its very foundations today when two notoriously private people with no desire to court publicity, a man and a woman, had an argument about their views on the views of a dead person. The woman said that she thought the dead person was right politically, and the man disagreed saying that he thought the political views of the dead person were wrong. The pair took their battle on to the airwaves as the woman argued that a different man had thought that the dead person was great and that he wanted to have the dead person’s babies (while the dead person was a living person) although the other man had disagreed with the dead person politically, while the man argued that while the other man thought that the dead person showed some characteristics this did not mean that the other man wanted to kip up with the dead person in a clandestine relationship in a sleazy hotel in the south east of England. The publicity shy man and the woman continued arguing for some time until both had ensured they had been spotted by newspapers and having achieved that both retired to spend more time in a nearby television studio talking about their favourite flavour of crisps.

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About loveandgarbage

I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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