[controversial position on a political story]

Over recent weeks I have been giving much thought to [controversial topic chosen a propos nothing at all for maximum impact and readership]. I have carefully read [links to sites you’d never expect me to link to] and have found to my surprise [some stuff in here indicating agreement with the stuff you’d never expect me to link to]. In fact I now realise that [position on controversial topic, with links to news articles, tweets, or previous blog posts] is [some formulation to demonstrate assent with the sites I wouldn’t link to showing a change in position despite this being a position that regular readers will never believe].

[some waffle purporting to justify the change in position that no-one could possibly believe]

[more waffle]

[insert picture showing a thing about the controversial position]

[more waffle]

[rousing crescendo of this sad attempt at subversion to no comic effect for the purposes of April fools day]

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About loveandgarbage

I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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4 Responses to [controversial position on a political story]

  1. [sad person] says:

    [comment from sad person using acronym and suggesting that the pathetic attempt at subversion to no comic effect is the pinnacle of contemporary comedy]

  2. [another sad person] says:

    [reply indicating disappointment that you’ve changed your opinion, leaving the reader unsure if I’m playing along with the weak joke or not]

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