Monthly Archives: April 2013

Thoughts on the new candidates in the popular TV show “The Apprentice”

Here is a picture of them. I dislike them already. Especially THAT one.

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“What bloody stupid thing is the Guardian live-blogging today?” live-blog

4.39 pm – “Why is Ed balls not trending on twitter?” *innocent face* 4.35 pm – From outside the man standing banging his fists on the window appears to be shouting. But he is silent. Double-glazing at The Guardian office … Continue reading

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My thoughts on the JLS break-up

             

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[provocative title with comment about [thing that generates lots of hits] designed to attract lots of page views to help with the advertising revenue] by [named columnist who has the sole purpose in the paper of writing something designed to … Continue reading

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LIVE-BLOG Is the person who died the other day still dead?

3.30 pm – Ah, still dead. And man complaining that divisive figure is called divisive. 3.29 pm – sorry, fell asleep. Anything happened? 3.06 pm – Another man confirms that the person who died is still dead. 3.01 pm – … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Publicity shy woman who agreed politically with dead person thinks publicity shy man who disagreed with dead person is wrong

The world of twitter was rocked to its very foundations today when two notoriously private people with no desire to court publicity, a man and a woman, had an argument about their views on the views of a dead person. The … Continue reading

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Dead person still dead – a Newsnight special

PAXMAN: Welcome to blah blah blah here for bloody hours blah blah blah in case you’d somehow missed the news earlier blah blah blah yep dead blah blah blah as a coffin nail blah blah blah absolutely dead blah blah blah and despite seemingly interminable coverage … Continue reading

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DEC London Snow Appeal

Two hours of light snow have had a devastating impact on many Londoner families and have left more than four million people in need of aid. In many parts of the city the road system has effectively collapsed as light … Continue reading

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Duchy of Grand Fenwick announces army has final approval to launch attacks on USA

Commanding officer of the army of the Duchy of Grand Fenwick, General Cliffy Biro, has today confirmed that after reviewing the wine stocks and need for domestic publicity the army has received final approval from the Duchess Gloriana XIII to … Continue reading

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[controversial position on a political story]

Over recent weeks I have been giving much thought to [controversial topic chosen a propos nothing at all for maximum impact and readership]. I have carefully read [links to sites you’d never expect me to link to] and have found … Continue reading

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