Day 3 – modern culture in microcosm – a sociological examination of modern life using the medium of tweets by vacuous…

  1. Like the islanders of Todday in Whisky galore, the behemoths of modern television took the sabbath off, presumably to recharge their Dorothy Parker barbed wit batteries. I mean the scintilating repartee exhibited in the two previous days of abusive tweets must surely have taken it out of three individuals with the combined verbal dexterity of Harpo Marx.
  2. Today began with Donald Trump retweeting some sycophantic Hammond style slavering from Piers Morgan.
  3. piersmorgan
    Exactly! > RT @realDonaldTrump: @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan Sugar, if you taught Piers Morgan he never would have won!
  4. piersmorgan
    Greatest tweet of all time… hahahahahahahaha > @realDonaldTrump: Drop to your knees, Sugar, and say thank you, Mr. Trump.
  5. and then using deploying of the wit and erudition for which he has become famous
  6. realDonaldTrump
    Dopey Sugar @Lord_Sugar I never go silent. I was buying a major property in Florida–a property worth more than you are!
  7. Donny then started retweeting random punters who had agreed with him. From the veritable plethora of a pile of responses he must have received from Mrs Trellis of North Wales Trump chose these
  8. MikeFMacleod77
    @Lord_Sugar @realdonaldtrump think you have that wrong Mr Sugar. The vast majority of businessmen and golfers welcome The Trump Organisation
  9. Two completely representative people from Aberdeenshire there
  10. Donny then returned to the attack.
  11. realDonaldTrump
    Dopey Sugar @Lord_Sugar I hear your ratings last week were at an all time low–you better get them up or you’ll be fired.
  12. realDonaldTrump
    Dopey Sugar @Lord_Sugar Bad ratings–come on, keep making me money–remember, I own your show.
  13. realDonaldTrump
    Dopey Sugar @Lord_Sugar–You’re a total loser who @piersmorgan doesn’t think is very smart or very rich. I agree with Piers!
  14. Tactical error there by Trump. Agreeing with morgan immediately raises questions about someone’s judgment.
  15. Donny then retweeted some other random punter.
  16. jack_perry1992
    @lord_sugar @realDonaldTrump
    Never thought I’d see this day, trumps making sugar look like a little boy, hahaha #LoveIt
    #TrumpFan
  17. Before returning to his homoerotic banter.
  18. And retweeting well known figures (no, me neither)
  19. realDonaldTrump
    DopeySugar @Lord_Sugar —Why did you close down your site over the weekend? Did someone tell you to do it?
  20. realDonaldTrump
    Dopey Sugar—@Lord_Sugar Isn’t it sad that my golf course in Scotland just got “best new course in the world”—it’s worth more than you are!
  21. Donny then retweeted Morgan, whose desperation to pick the right bully in the schoolyard fight leaves you wondering what sort of impact his school days had on him
  22. piersmorgan
    Beginning to feel a bit sorry for poor old Shuggsy @Lord_Sugar – The Donald’s pounding him into oblivion today…. @realDonaldTrump
  23. And his lawyer who assured us Donny is absolutely solvent and debt free. (it’s amazing what chapter 11 does for your companies in the US isn’t it?)
  24. MichaelCohen212
    @lord_sugar I work for the man and have his complete financials. I can assure you he has very little debt…even you would be impressed!
  25. realDonaldTrump
    Dopey Sugar @Lord_Sugar—I hear you hate being beaten so badly on twitter—get used to it!
  26. Enter wee Al stage right.
  27. Lord_Sugar
    @realDonaldTrump Idiot! You should know not to believe what media says.Learn to use twitter.All my post on your big fat ego are still there
  28. Lord_Sugar
    @realDonaldTrump How can it be voted best golf course in the world if it is not open . You deluded idiot .
  29. Lord_Sugar
    @realDonaldTrump I did a little survey of American followers asked what they think of you.They have the same opinion as UK. BS BULLY IDIOT
  30. Lord_Sugar
    @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Poor Piersy must have spent the weekend with Donny licking their wounds.Comparing SUGAR bashing they’ve had
  31. Lord_Sugar
    @realDonaldTrump Hi Dumb Donny here is a list of all the posts from me NOT DELETED YOU IDIOT bit.ly/W05c3w
  32. This handily collates all Lord Sugar’s tweets to Trump. It will priove an important historical document.
  33. realDonaldTrump
    Dopey Sugar @Lord_Sugar You should thank me for having created the platform on which you became known–The Apprentice. Say Thank you Donald
  34. Al then goes on the attack
  35. Lord_Sugar
    I looked to see if DONALDTRUMPSUCKS.COM was available, it was registered by someone as long ago in 1999 @realDonaldTrump
  36. Lord_Sugar
    @realDonaldTrump RT:Thank me for the platform where you became known…DUMB DONNY I was well known in the UK long before you went Chapter 11
  37. Lord_Sugar
    @realDonaldTrump DUMB DONNY next time you paint some of your apartments in NY get the painter to work on your fake tan bit.ly/SLNuAm
  38. Of course n between sending insults to Trump Lord Sugar is also flogging a nail file
  39. Lord_Sugar
    Wow orders pouring in thick n fast or my personally signed Xmas gift. Boss should buy for staff bit.ly/VTBv2D Ends 18 Dec.
  40. With Lord Sugar returning to his nail file Donny decided to concentrate on petty insults.
  41. realDonaldTrump
    .@Lord_Sugar If you didn’t say the iPod would be gone in a year, you might have been really rich instead of the peanut money you have.
  42. realDonaldTrump
    Dopey Sugar @Lord_Sugar—if you were smart, which you are not, you would oppose the monstrous windfarms that will destroy your country.
  43. realDonaldTrump
    .@Lord_Sugar—windfarms are expensive, need subsidy,kill birds & destroy country & waterway beauty. Also, very unreliable & expensive energy.
  44. realDonaldTrump
    Dopey Sugar @Lord_Sugar—you are the worst kind of loser—a total fool.
  45. realDonaldTrump
    @Lord_Sugar Dopey Sugar–because it was open all season long–you can’t play golf in the snow, you stupid ass.
  46. realDonaldTrump
    Dopey Sugar @Lord_Sugar The people in the UK love seeing you get beat up–you’re easy!
  47. realDonaldTrump
    Dopey Sugar @Lord_Sugar I can’t believe you were knighted. If they knew more about you, I’m sure they’d take away your title.
  48. Anyway, when dealing with Trump remember this
  49. But, despite that momentary jeu d’esprit I am with James Ward
  50. Although being with him can lead you to share some strange allies
  51. iamjamesward
    Right Said Fred have just retweeted me calling Piers Morgan, Alan Sugar and Donald Trump “juvenile pricks”.
  52. But the moral surely is that when indulging in the noble art of verbal abuse to do it properly.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnPfgX82GmM

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I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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