X Factor single unveiled: Philip Schofield’s Comin’ to Town

“Philip Schofield’s Comin’ To Town”

They’d better watch out
They’d better not cry
They’d better not pout I’m telling you why
Philip Schofield’s coming to town
He’s making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who’s nonces or nice.
Philip Schofield’s coming to town
He sees pervs when he’s sleeping
He sees them when awake
He knows if they’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
With internet on and google ready
He grills the PM and keeps nerves steady
Philip Schofield’s coming to town

About loveandgarbage

I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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