SFA inquiry reveals SFA not fit and proper organisation to run evening of heavy drinking in brewery

The Scottish Football Association has today published a report commissioned from a judge to determine whether or not the Scottish Football Association is an appropriate organisation to arrange an evening of heavy drinking within a brewery. The report, commissioned some months after the SFA had attended a brewery for the purpose of an evening of heavy drinking but had forgotten to arrange access with the brewery, had failed to obtain the keys to the brewery, and had misplaced the telephone numbers of anyone with the keys to the brewery, has concluded that the SFA is not a fit and proper organisation to arrange such an evening. The report also warns that the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand nearly a century ago may cause, what the report terms “A stramash” across western Europe.

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