Fairyland was shattered to its very foundations today when in an exclusive interview with the Fairyland Times Snow White was unable to name all of the dwarves she has notionally been caring for over recent months. Following a review of the relationship between the dwarves and Snow White, after the poisoned apple incident, and a closely fought competition to find the best dwarf the Fairyland Times took the opportunity to quiz Snow White on the topic. When repeatedly pressed to name the dwarves Snow White said, “well there’s Doc, Dopey, the smiley one, that one with beard, the one with big nose, the other one, and whatdoyoucallhim”.
“Sleazy?” asked the reporter mischieviously.
“Yes, Sleazy,” said Snow White. “He is an excellent dwarf. Very small.”
Each of the dwarves will soon be appearing on Newsnight Fairyland where they will be closely questioned by a bored interviewer and may be inadvertently watched by an audience wondering where Paul Mason’s interesting report vanished to.