Royal bodyguard failings explained

The Metropolitan Police today confirmed that the Duchess of Cornwall bodyguards failed to deal with the threat of a pointed stick due to their only having attended the early stages of a special Met self-defence class.

“If Camilla had been attacked with a banana or a citrus fruit we were quids in. Sadly, despite asking for pointed stick workouts in our sessions the instructor has refused to move onto pointed stick work at such an early stage in our training.”

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