Four years ago I blogged about Man v Beast, the nadir of television (at that time).
For enthusiasts bits of it are on youtube
The Sumo wrestler v Orangutan – tug of war
The chimp v the Navy Seal
Olympic sprinter Shaun Crawford v a giraffe and a zebra (watch out for the false start)
And the elephant v the little people pulling aeroplanes.
If you have seen anything worse on television, keep it to yourself. I’ve done my bit watching rubbish. I’m clean now. NOt even a celebrity edition of Cash Cab could tempt me back to the dark side.