A blogging man who has in the past enjoyed publicising the confected delights of sauce for geese from a scurrilous sauce-monger has today objected to the sauce-monger’s manufacture of sauce for a gander. The gander sauce is so offensive that the man (who invented blogging) has decided that he is ashamed to be a blogger.
Meanwhile, despite most political bloggers disliking sauce for geese or ganders, a radio interview by the man in which he blamed all political bloggers for the unpalatable results of gander sauce has meant that they find themselves smeared with geese and gander sauce by association.
In other news, one woman’s privacy in grief is lost. It may never be recovered.