Ultimate Big Brother

Like many people I had no idea that Big Brother was still on. However, I was very taken with the idea of favourite housemates over the years returning to the Big Brother house for one last hurrah.

To that end I have today petitioned Channel 4 demanding the immediate incarceration of George Galloway and Tommy Sheridan.

In lycra.

Impersonating cats.

While communicating using only the medium of interpretative dance.

While being electrocuted.

By John Tickle in a giant pepper pot costume.

Until this happens I am afraid these final few days cannot be called the “Ultimate” Big Brother.

I await the reply.

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About loveandgarbage

I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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