That football rumour

Anyone keeping an eye on the internet will be aware of a series of sensational football rumours explaining everything about something or other. Well, I can exclusively reveal their terms here – following consultation with my lawyers:

[redacted] has [redacted] which upset [redacted] and [redacted]. [redacted] called a [redacted} and [redacted] in order to [redacted]. However, meanwhile [redacted] had obtained a [redacted] which means that [redacted]. This is rumoured to have been [redacted] until after [redacted].

Obviously, the implications of this are enormous for [redacted] and [redacted] and could see [redacted] leave [redacted] and be forced to [redacted].

And to think I didn’t even know [redacted] had a [redacted].

At this stage, though, I can only stress – that this is a rumour.

About loveandgarbage

I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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