Obituary news

The man ultimately responsible for the global economic meltdown has died.

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4 Responses to Obituary news

  1. I thought Reg Varney invented the cash machine…

    • I have discovered that varney was merely a patsy, the front man for an international conspiracy of ATM operatives. Lulling you in with his cheeky On the Buses smile, and cap worn at a jaunty angle, Varney is the Lee harvey Oswald of the conspiracy to destroy the global economy.

      • One can only wish that Blakey was standing behind him saying ‘I’ve got you now Butler”.
        Reg was actually the first man in the UK to use an ATM. Christ knows how he found out what his PIN was.

        • The first use of ATMs was based on radioactive cheques (a fact I learned today following the tragic death of the ATM man) and the PIN was 4 numbers becaue that was all his wife could remember.
          Personally I blame Varney for bus deregulation and the atrocious service we get in my area.

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