And lo did the tabloids spend money employing those to scrutinise every minute of broadcast coverage. And they saw Tommy speaking to the woman who was married to the bloke that was the brother of the girl that was famous for something or other. And they noted that Tommy was discussing the large hot-tub and noting that the bathroom was cramped. And they listened to his words as Tommy spake unto the woman employing his socialist principles to confirm that the hot water should be shared by all
spake the convenor – and his words were celebrated, although the sister of the more famous brothers did not understand him.