The new baby is here, named, and currently content.
I’ll see you next year.
ETA (12.11.08) Thanks to all for the good wishes. All are well. I’ll probably pop in again just before Christmas.
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Jolly good. Congratulations to all concerned.
Congratulations to you and yours.
See you on the other side.
Congratulations
Fantastic. *raises a glass*.
Good effort!
Awww. So pleased. Must email you – will you still read the odd email?
congratulations!
*Raises glass of seaweedy alcohol.* Meal do naidheachd!
Hurray!
Congratulations and very best wishes
Alastair
Splendid news! Congrats to all.
Scott, belated good wishes and congrats. I have been a bit neglectful about looking in. Best wishes to the family.
Very belated congratulations!