Dragan’s den

Serbs often ask me how they can tell if their Serbian human quantum energy manipulator is in fact a genuine human quantum energy expert  and not in fact an alleged war criminal charged with committing genocide.

Here is a handy guide.

1.  Does he have a long beard?
2.  Are you human?
3.  Can he manipulate your quantum energy?
4  Does he look like Father Ted if you put your hand over his beard and squint a bit?

If you can answer yes to these fourquestions the chances are that you may have a war criminal as a human quantum energy manipulator.  However, in deciding whether or not to turn the man in consider the following:

1.  Is he any good as a human quantum energy manipulator?
2.  or can he give a good massage?
3.  Or manipulate your aura in an effective manner?
4.  Or possibly give you a tasteless white pill which will cure any illness?

If so, then unless you can answer yes to the next question you should not report him

1.  Do you want closer ties between the EU and Serbia?

About loveandgarbage

I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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2 Responses to Dragan’s den

  1. surliminal says:

    I loved the bit about how when he asked to be published, they said they could not record him as a psychiatrust without papers but were happy to do so as “psychic analyst”.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I still carry shrapnel from the F*k and his general. May they both burn in New Age Hell!

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