Serbs often ask me how they can tell if their Serbian human quantum energy manipulator is in fact a genuine human quantum energy expert and not in fact an alleged war criminal charged with committing genocide.
Here is a handy guide.
1. Does he have a long beard?
2. Are you human?
3. Can he manipulate your quantum energy?
4 Does he look like Father Ted if you put your hand over his beard and squint a bit?
If you can answer yes to these fourquestions the chances are that you may have a war criminal as a human quantum energy manipulator. However, in deciding whether or not to turn the man in consider the following:
1. Is he any good as a human quantum energy manipulator?
2. or can he give a good massage?
3. Or manipulate your aura in an effective manner?
4. Or possibly give you a tasteless white pill which will cure any illness?
If so, then unless you can answer yes to the next question you should not report him
1. Do you want closer ties between the EU and Serbia?