Not pregnant

Following news that Ashlee Simpson is not pregnant, reported widely in the UK, I just want to confirm that I am not pregnant either.  

Rest assured my regular reader that if this 6′ 5″ bloke is pregnant you will be the first to know – right after I’ve contacted a publicist and the tabloids.


About loveandgarbage

I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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One Response to Not pregnant

  1. Presumably you’ve seen the ‘shop your granny for cash’ page on the News of the World website – it’s a bit of class:

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