Fake television

 INT: shower room, towel carelessly over towel rail adjacent to frosted glass of the shower.  Camera outside, silhouette within.  

BILLIE PIPER (Voiceover):  Some people don’t like what I do.

Shower door edges open, hand reaches out to grab towel.

BILLIE (Voiceover):  They say it’s dirty.

As she speaks quick cut to

EXT: anonymous street, houses identical – rear view of BILLIE’s head.  She is wearing a cap at a jaunty angle.  Camera pans back and as it does so

BILLIE (Voiceover) :  But it’s just a job.

We see Billie has a large sack over her shoulder, the camera moves around her to see her face, covered in grime and soot.

ANNOUNCER (Voiceover, accompanied by on-screen logo) : Coming soon to ITV 2, Billie Pipe stars in The Secret Diary of a Coal Girl.


About loveandgarbage

I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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2 Responses to Fake television

  1. hoiho says:

    Can these puns get any worse?

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