Fake television trailers

INT: BIllie Piper’s bedroom.  

BILLIE clutches her stomach and rushes to the toilet.  Camera focuses on closed door.  We hear the lock.

ANOUNCER: (voiceover)   Coming soon to ITV2

We hear the flush of a toilet, BILLIE crying in pain and the sound of vomiting.  Quick cut to BILLIE lying on the floor.  Camera pans back.  She doesn’t move.

The ANNOUNCER speaks, the voice mirroring a logo that appears on screen.

ANNOUNCER: (voiceover)  From the pen of Richard Curtis, BIllie Piper stars in The Secret Diary of a Choleric Girl.


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I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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