Fake television trailers

INT: Bedroom.  Billie Piper wearing little.  Billie is remembering a pep talk.  As she gets ready, dressed for her work (quick cuts, lots of flesh) the audience hears the pep talk in voiceover.

FEMALE VOICE : (mature) You’ve got to avoid emotional engagement with the clients Belle.  They’re faceless.  They’re nameless.  Don’t get attached. (BEAT)  But remember they all have desires, they all have wishes they want you to fulfil.  (BEAT) And your job?  Well, your job is to satisfy them, (BEAT) but to leave them wanting more.

CAPTION and ANNOUNCER: Coming soon to ITV2, Billie Piper in The Secret Diary of a Call Centre Girl.

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I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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3 Responses to Fake television trailers

  1. Not strictly relevant, but the tie-in paperback of the book has Ms Piper looking distinctly anti-erotic on the front cover.

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