Make your own Daily Express headline

It’s an opportunity to foresee the future. We all know that the Daily Express is obsessed with Diana and the McCanns, while its owner is obessed with his own industry catering for, shall we say, “specialist” pursuits. So, given that either Diana or the McCanns appear in the headlines of the express virtually every day make your own Daily Express headline. It must use three of the following words or phrases and any others you care to add

DIANA
DODI
McCANN
MADDIE
DNA
PREGNANT
VISION
CANONISED
FUGGING
GREEK CONSPIRACY
MURDERED
FIAT
LAWNMOWER INCIDENT
DEATH-SMELLING DOG
TICKLED TO DEATH BY MI5 PLANT
ALIVE
RESURRECTION
VACUOUS
ROAD SAFETY

ANy suggestions welcome

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