Following the successful Blue Peter prize winning creation of the Absorbaloff and the acting performance of the small child in Utopia the BBC have decided to reward older fans with opportunities to enter the world of Doctor Who.
I can exclusively reveal that the BBC’s announcement of Catherine Tate as companion Donna for the new series of Doctor Who is actually the beginning of a lengthy competition with the reward of an appearance as a new companion in episode 12 and 13 of series 4. The person who posts the millionth “Am I bovvered?” or any variant thereof in the context of the casting of Catherine “Am I bovvered?” Tate will be thought about by the entire BBC Doctor Who, Torchwood and Sarah Jane Adventures production teams and will glow and float towards Cardiff for the read through of the crucial Series 4 finale.
And PS remember if you can all think about Gordon Brown at 12.15 today we can see if he’ll glow and float imbuing him with super powers to resolve international crises. Keep an eye on Prime Minister’s Question Time.