I’d always wondered why John Sweeney was referred to as “foghorn” by Private Eye. Well now I know.
From different camera angles
When I was a student I was approached by the church of scientology asking me to take a personality test. For fear that my reaction would have been rather like Zaphod in the Total Perspective Vortex I declined and then found that brandishing a copy of the Daily Telegraph (no matter how many days old) stopped them asking again.