Spoiled papers – The Electoral Commission acts

The Beeb has discovered that an independent expert is to consider the Scottish elections.  This person has not yet been identified, but I can exclusively reveal that the Electoral Commission is down to a shortlist of three: Kim Jong Il, Robert Mugabe, or Katherine Harris. 

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3 Responses to Spoiled papers – The Electoral Commission acts

  1. Not Keith Harris? With Orville testing the ballot papers for the rerun?

  2. shaz_rte says:

    Jeb Bush says he’s free as well . . .

    • I heard that Hans Blix was taking time out of his busy schedule to undertake this task. However, they hit a snag when a moustachio’d returning officer wouldn’t give him+his team access to the ballot papers. Subsequently the returning officer was removed with force, only for hans and his team to take entry and find no ballots at all.

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