Today, a spokesman for the late Albert Speer apologised for the corpse’s remarks about Roxy Music.
Speaking from Speer’s architectural studio, the Ferrybunker, he said,
“When Albert’s rancid body was quoted yesterday and said, “God, Bryan Ferry knows how to put himself in the limelight and present himself, my Lord. I’m talking about his deal with Marks and Spencer, his cover versions, and the album covers – just amazing. Really beautiful.” he was in error and now apologises unreservedly for any offence caused by his comments on Roxy Music album covers and other iconography, which were solely made from an art and music history perspective.”
“He, like every right-minded individual, find Roxy Music, and Bryan Ferry’s support for the Countryside Alliance, and all it stands for, evil and abhorrent.”