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Passer-by bowled over by nude OAP
|A pensioner is being sought by police after he was spotted driving naked around a bowling green in Perth on a motorised scooter.
The man, thought to be in his 70s, was seen in South Inch by a passer-by at about 1000 GMT on Thursday.
The witness was concerned he would be seen by children at a nearby park.
A Tayside Police spokesman said the man put his clothes back on and drove off. The man’s scooter is believed to have a top speed of 3mph.
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