ARe you between the ages of 16 and 25?
Are you tall?
Fancy getting to know other tall people rather well?
Do you want to make love for your country?
If so, we want to hear from you. Our bid to come 4th in the medal table in 2036 requires a strict eugenic programme where tall young people inter-breed on one of the western isles to create a race of superhumans with whom we can take on the world’s best at handball, water polo, and equestrian events.
Dwarves need not apply.
Phone 08700 *** **** and ask for Sebastian.