UK Olympic medal plans in full

Want a family member to compete in the Olympics?  

ARe you between the ages of 16  and 25?

Are you tall?

Fancy getting to know other tall people rather well?

Do you want to make love for your country?

If so, we want to hear from you.  Our bid to come 4th in the medal table in 2036 requires a strict eugenic programme where tall young people inter-breed on one of the western isles to create a race of superhumans with whom we can take on the world’s best at handball, water polo, and equestrian events.

Dwarves need not apply.

Phone 08700 *** **** and ask for Sebastian.

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I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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1 Response to UK Olympic medal plans in full

  1. kirriemuir says:

    Here’s the funny thing; I’m 6 foot 3 inches, and when I moved to the Isle of Berneray in the Outer Hebrides, found myself looking up at many of the locals. Turns out many of them here are descended directly from the family of Giant MacAskill:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_MacAskill
    So there you go.

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