They’ve found Jeffrey’s missing statues – they must have been behind his monstrous ego – currently available for public consumption in The Verdict. The police found them because they know everything, and are about to begin a world tour presumably hunting for terrorists or further evidence in the cash for honours story (in misleading headline of the week for someone whose knowledge of Sting is limited to his screwing up the film of Brimstone and Treacle).
And , Zoe Slater will be in slow motion, being rebuilt in The Bionic Woman. Who can possibly take Lee Majors role? Suggestions gratefully received.
And Billie Piper will play Belle de Jour (the blogger, not Deneuve) in a story that seems to be an attempt to raise money because nothing is in place yet (no story, no production, no cash).