Today’s television review is based on the popular ITV staple, “An audience with” which on Saturday featured Lionel Ritchie (I had been quite excited at the thought of it being Lionel Blair – for Humph related reasons – as my freeview forthcoming programmes menu had cut off the key word Ritchie). Any way, I caught 14 seconds and commemorate this in haiku
“Hello. Is it me
You’re looking for?” wails Lionel.
Well… No. I switch off.