Celebrity Big brother – rumoured guests

According to the Orange entertainment pages (which read the tabloids so I don’t have to) the rumoured entrants for the next series of Celebrity Big Brother are the following:

Whitney Houston (clearly part of a CIA inspired plot to trap Osama bin Laden, who my regular reader will recall was obsessed with her);
Adam Ant (well ridicule is nothing to be scared of);
Derek Acorah – star of TV’s Doctor Who;
Grace Jones (still notorious in the Uk for hitting Russell Harty);
Kevin Federline (never heard of him, but he’s apparently just separated from someone famous);
Tommy Sheridan (never heard of him either 😉 – the hero of my LJ (responsible for nearly 10% of my total posts) who will no doubt be concerned that Whitney’s involvement is part of a CIA/MI5 plot to change his voice by tampering with computer graphics like the BBC promotional advert with Elvis in it);
Su “Peggy offoff Hi de Hi” Pollard (It’s Peggy offoff Hi de Hi – just thank the lord it isn’t Paul Shane or Jeffrey Holland attempting to resume a comedy career);
David Hasselhoff (freed from his panto obligations by the intervention of the Fonz, the Hoff has previously this year  been involved in a freak chandelier accident);
Sarah Harding (never heard of her – apparently she’s blond);
Jeffrey Archer (another friend of this LJ and ideal companion for late night political chats with the Tomster.  Perhaps they can compare backs); and
Professor Stephen Hawking (chess notation !?)

This may of course be completely made up by the people at Orange but any other Celebrity Big Brother suggestions gratefully received.

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I watch the telly and read when not doing law stuff and plugging my decade and a half old unwatched Edinburgh fringe show.
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