Free Monkeys on the NHS ;
Ban baked beans to assist with the fight against global warming ;
Stop wives from “nagging us men”;
ban the signing of petitions to repeal the ban on hunting ;
and, because “it’s just rubbish isn’t it?” to ban BBC radio 4 from broadcasting any further episodes of “Quote Unquote”
Today’s top 10 sees the petition to scrap ID Cards still at number 2 and the introduction of a petition to change the law to allow target shooters to prepare for international competition in at 3. Getting Blair to juggle ice cream while standing on his head is still in the top 10 at number 9 with 829 signatories at the time of writing including
, Simon Pegg, and John Sergeant (although all of these names may be fictitious).