Virgin trains today broke a train record. I’ve not read the report but assume that if this was to break the record for Glasgow – London journey time by a VIrgin train it must have taken little under 2 and a half days.1 Well done Beardie. And he’s obviously on some sort of charm offensive. A train record and giving away flipping great wadges of cash to Bill Clinton. Is he about to flog something or has overindulgence in the seventies finally caught up with him.
1. This joke was of course used in I’m sorry I’ll read that again in 1971 when it was described as ancient. The origins of the joke are lost in the mists.