Category Archives: tommy sheridan

What do you get when you cross a socialist firebrand with Andy Coulson? Right good entertainment

My long term reader (you know who you are) will know that a few years ago posts about Tommy Sheridan were all the rage. The defamation case; the resultant disintegration of the Scottish Socialist Party; the police investigation; and the … Continue reading

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It’s official – the future is orange

The Herald, the Scotsman  and the Record confirm what has been suspected for some time. Tommy Sheridan will be represented by Donald Findlay QC. Gail will be represented by Paul McBride QC (described by the Record as a "former linesman", although fairer to … Continue reading

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So that’s what he needed the Big Brother money for…

To the astonishment of literally one member of the general populace television celebrity and law student Tommy Sheridan confirmed via his lawyer Aamer Anwar (carefully speaking on behalf of his client today) that the preliminary diet in the perjury case … Continue reading

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Co-leader of Scotland’s sixth political party less popular than former member of A1

And so in a shock to no-one last night Tommy Sheridan was evicted from the Big Brother house.   He bid farewell to his brothers, sister, and bro’ and exited to a chorus of boos. During his final days Tommy demonstrated a facility with … Continue reading

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Sheridan misses exams

Oh, and I believe that Tommy Sheridan has now missed his first batch of exams.  There seems to have been no sign of Tommy being called to do exams in the diary room, or asked questions aloud by Big Brother.  … Continue reading

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Tommy watch

I’ve given up.  There’s only so much mileage that you can get from watching the co-leader of Scotland’s sixth political party being dressed in lycra and electrocuted when Coolio fails to answer questions about cockney rhyming slang.  Where’s the challenge … Continue reading

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The co-leader of Scotland’s sixth political party

I hate Amsterdam.  I find it Ian McEwan’s most unsatisfying work, where his earlier edge was twisted into a Roald Dahl-esque tale of the unexpected, but without the nastiness.  But I do remember one part vividly, where the newspaper editor … Continue reading

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What to do about Tommy’s exams

As my regular reader knows Tommy Sheridan is currently in the Celebrity Big Brother house.  He is also a law student.  The examination diet is next week.  Tommy is unlikely to be available for the examinations.  Now ordinarily a failure … Continue reading

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Are ye dancin’? Tommy Sheridan in the Big Brother house

Faithful reader, I have tried but episodes of Celebrity Big Brother have served as chewing gum for the eyes.  L’horreur.  L’horreur. Nothing has happened.  Well, that’s not strictly true.  There’s been talking, discussion, laughter, politeness, sleeping, banter, attempts to discuss … Continue reading

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Day Woon in the Beeg Bruthar Hows – continued

And lo did the tabloids spend money employing those to scrutinise every minute of broadcast coverage.  And they saw Tommy speaking to the woman who was married to the bloke that was the brother of the girl that was famous … Continue reading

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Spot the [blank or blankety blank]

Using your skill and judgment please mark a cross on the image below the cut  to identify where you think [expression deleted for legal reasons] is. Nae prizes.  

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The Book of Tommy – day woon in the Big Broothur hows

And lo it came to pass that the govan bigfoot rose again, and did stroll with no little trepidation into the Big Brother house.  And Davina looked upon his filmed insert, and saw that it was not good.  For in … Continue reading

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Tommy update

IN preparation for the new Celebrity Big Brother I have decided to change my userpic to one more appropriate. Accordingly, when you see the picture below the cut

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Big Brother Tommy Watch

From the Star "STEAMY Roman romps are planned by scheming Celebrity Big Brother chiefs. They’ve installed a giant bath to tempt housemates into naughty action under the suds. Five people can fit into the tub in the luxurious Roman-style bathroom … Continue reading

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There goes January – Sheridan update

Having avoided the most recent series of Big Brother I am afraid that I will have to begin watching again.  Yes, the Tomster is – according to today’s News of the Screws – scheduled to appear in the Celebrity show beginning in January. … Continue reading

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Denmark minimum wage update

Given that criminal proceedings are due to begin in the near future I have avoided posting anything about the Sheridan case.  Before I go into temporary hibernation (only two days to go probably) I thought I should share with you … Continue reading

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Tommy Sheridan update

This is reported with no comment, for reasons which regular readers will appreciate. Tommy Sheridan is to begin a law degree at the University of Strathclyde in the autumn, it has been reported.  It is reported that he will begin … Continue reading

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Sheridan update – bottle banked

I have avoided posting anything on the Sheridan saga, pending the forthcoming court hearing.  However, one piece of news reported today is particularly noteworthy. As one who feels that a perjury trial should proceed (and that an investigation was inevitable … Continue reading

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Sheridan update – bottling it

The Herald reported this morning that in the latest instalment of the Sheridans (an every day story of socialist folk) it appears from sources inside the Crown Office that the charges in the petition against Gail Sheridan do not include … Continue reading

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Tommy Aid

Remember Live Aid?   (you know Phil Collins appearing twice, Queen, all those other folk?) Remember Live 8?  (you know the richest stars in pop getting together, and ignoring their litigation about hats and other delights in order to make poverty … Continue reading

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