Category Archives: field marshall dr styre

Political news

Is Britain ready for Sontaran rule? And could Field Marshall Dr Styre be any worse than Prudence the Presbyterian? And could Aardman’s own David "just call me Dave" Cameron handle someone with a real clunking fist – but a worrying weakness … Continue reading

Posted in field marshall dr styre, politics, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Field Marshall Dr Styre speaks to the nation

In a wide-ranging speech yesterday Field-Marshall Dr Styre has fuelled speculation as to whether or not he wishes to succeed General Sontar when the General reliniquishes his command following a sharp blow to the probic vent from Assistant Rutan Yates … Continue reading

Posted in field marshall dr styre, news, politics, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Field Marshall Dr Styre speaks

Field Marshall Dr Styre has addressed the press of Sontar.  In recent years the military might of the Sontaran empire has been stretched by an ongoing war on abstract nouns and shapeshifting Rutans.  The Rutans, whose system of beliefs differ … Continue reading

Posted in field marshall dr styre, terrorism, Uncategorized | 5 Comments

Field Marshall Dr Styre to encourage good parenting

This morning, Home Secretary and representative of the vanguard of the Sontaran invasion fleet, Field Marshall Dr Styre appeared on Five Live initiating his crusade for good parenting.  When children go wrong it is the fault of the parents, he … Continue reading

Posted in field marshall dr styre, parenting for beginners, politics, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Well at least we’re top in something

According to the Beeb we have moved up the charts to number 1 in international terrorist targets.   Will this prompt Field Marshall Dr Styre in the Home Office to increase the terror warning and change the lightbulb?              Reid           … Continue reading

Posted in field marshall dr styre, politics, Uncategorized, war on terror | 9 Comments