Monthly Archives: September 2011

BREAKING: Snow White fails to name all of dwarves

Fairyland was shattered to its very foundations today when in an exclusive interview with the Fairyland Times Snow White was unable to name all of the dwarves she has notionally been caring for over recent months. Following a review of … Continue reading

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Blog licensing scheme

I am delighted to confirm that – following recommendations from the shadow culture secretary – the new blog licensing scheme is being trialed here at loveandgarbage towers. The new licensing scheme operates with a theory test, and a practical test. … Continue reading

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Live-blog: LIVE reaction to my statement about WICILEACS and my unauthorised autobiography

16.21 – no reaction again. Peep was for next door. 16.20 – a peep 12.49 – 16.19 – not a peep 12.48 – Someone coughed and shuffled around, but in the end nothing. 12.36 – Nope. Nothing. 12.35 – Still … Continue reading

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Statement from me and WICILEACS on refusing to co-operate with my new autobiography

As you may know I head up Worldwide International Campaign for Information Liberation from Executives And Cabinets on Scones. Following renewed interest in me, after my successful appearance in the top three hundred thousand bloggers in the United Kingdom (and top … Continue reading

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An impersonal apology

Having valiantly targeted the forces of truth over recent years by posting a series of failed spoof blog posts with satirical intention there comes a time when one must post a failed spoof satirical blogpost about myself. As someone that is prepared … Continue reading

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“Nazis are all bloody hippies anyway”

I’m not wishing to imply that this call confirms all of  my prejudices about listeners to Talksport, but it confirms quite a few of them.

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Reasoning behind appointment of new Metropolitan Police Commissioner revealed

Sid Tremley, a former head of Merseyside police, has been appointed the new head of the Metropolitan police after being interviewed by Theresa May and Boris Johnson. May revealed that she had appointed Tremley as he had provided the best … Continue reading

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Storm live-blog

17.44 – yep, still windy 17.06 – No longer raining. still windy. Sufficiently strong to make a bird fly backwards a bit while trying to fly forwards. 16.27 – Trees outside bent double like a simile in a Wilfred Owen … Continue reading

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