TELEVISION REVIEW: Masterchef (BBC1)
TV show Masterchef - you know the one? with the bald grocer and the chef? the whole HYPERBOLE DOESN’T GET MORE HYPERBOLIC THAN THIS? – has been turned into X Factorchef in a post watershed slot – with only the odd sliced finger and close-up of blood seeping from the wound to justify the later hour. The X Factorisation began with a lengthy two part audition round last week, and a contestant weeping about her late father this (“I’m cooking this roast for my dead dad” – promptiong a throaty “DADS DON’T GET DEADER THAN THIS” from my sedentary position). In addition the show now seems to be filmed in an air hangar.
I wish Masterchef would return to its peak, the Vic Reeves parody below:
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