To the astonishment of literally one member of the general populace television celebrity and law student Tommy Sheridan confirmed via his lawyer Aamer Anwar (carefully speaking on behalf of his client today) that the preliminary diet in the perjury case of the millennium will be held in February. I hope the Tomster’s not double-booked with representing his client in that employment tribunal about the cannabis and the stag party.
Will the Orange man represent the orange man?
Will we hear exactly how he and Gail explain that torrid night of scrabble?
Will Coolio appear as a character witness?
And will this mean that the Tomster misses his Summer exams too?
Anyhoo – let battle commence.
ETA link corrected with thanks tonmg . I’m guessing my regular reader is not a Heartbeat fan…
ETA the person who appears surprised is, lest one be astonished, Jim Monaghan - past star of this LJ