When footballers cost tens of millions of pounds the news on Teletext yesterday that
suggested that perhaps the Bank of Scotland is in a worse state than we thought, if the proposed Scottish rescue would get you only Robinho’s right arm.
In response I immediately removed all of my money in an attempt to create a run on the bank, as if the price comes down proportionately in the coming few days myself and some bloke from the pub will probably be able to buy it out.
