Fears are growing for popular actor, and television star, John Barrowman who has not been seen on a television screen in the UK for the past three hours. It is feared that if Barrowman is not seen on a screen soon then he may suffer from (under)-exposure.
If you know where Barrowman is please contact your nearest TV cameraman immediately. Barrowman should not be approached without an expert or he may give you a quick rendition of songs from the shows and laugh loudly in your general direction.
Actually, rumours are that he’s bought himself a second drawer here in Trumpton Town Hall basement.
John
Are you guys jealous?
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