INT: shower room, towel carelessly over towel rail adjacent to frosted glass of the shower. Camera outside, silhouette within.
BILLIE PIPER (Voiceover): Some people don’t like what I do.
Shower door edges open, hand reaches out to grab towel.
BILLIE (Voiceover): They say it’s dirty.
As she speaks quick cut to
EXT: anonymous street, houses identical – rear view of BILLIE’s head. She is wearing a cap at a jaunty angle. Camera pans back and as it does so
BILLIE (Voiceover) : But it’s just a job.
We see Billie has a large sack over her shoulder, the camera moves around her to see her face, covered in grime and soot.
ANNOUNCER (Voiceover, accompanied by on-screen logo) : Coming soon to ITV 2, Billie Pipe stars in The Secret Diary of a Coal Girl.
Can these puns get any worse?
Oh yes. Much much worse.
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